The Paper-Boat Captain
Hi I'm Parker. A lot of the time I don't know what I'm doing with my life, but I think I'm close to figuring it out. I'm about to take classes to be a GNA/CNA. I work all the time and this is what I find interesting or cool. I skate and hang out with friends when I can and am always listening to music.

lohrien:

Illustrations by Manoou

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swannsavior:

Whoever runs the Taco Bell twitter is pretty cool.

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sarahscarlett96:

The car with the racist bumper stickers…

sarahscarlett96:

The car with the racist bumper stickers…

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lifehacks247:

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theantiherooftime:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.

theantiherooftime:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.

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goldenheartedrose:

deducecanoe:

dontbearuiner:

tyleroakley:

tastefullyoffensive:

Rows: Jam, Honey, MarshmallowColumns: Crunchy, Nutella, Creamy

JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL.

Slow down there, Satan.

I would find this sandwich to be deeply upsetting. I need all my food to taste the same. 90% of the meals I prepare are in bowls so you can stir them up and they’ll be all mixed together. 

This makes me extremely uncomfortable.


I can digs it

goldenheartedrose:

deducecanoe:

dontbearuiner:

tyleroakley:

tastefullyoffensive:

Rows: Jam, Honey, Marshmallow
Columns: Crunchy, Nutella, Creamy

JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL.

Slow down there, Satan.

I would find this sandwich to be deeply upsetting. I need all my food to taste the same. 90% of the meals I prepare are in bowls so you can stir them up and they’ll be all mixed together. 

This makes me extremely uncomfortable.

I can digs it

jedavu:

New Amazingly Surreal Portraits by 19-Year-Old Alex Stoddard

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