The Paper-Boat Captain
I'm Parker. Try not to suck any dick on the way to the parking lot.

paradiso-tropico:

No fuck-boy formed against me shall prosper.

wrapyourselfaroundmyfinger:

jonny-poopoo-pants:

thepoliticalfreakshow:

For The First Time Ever, All Four Eyewitness Accounts of The Murder of Michael Brown Put In Chronological OrderThe most detailed side-by-side telling of each eyewitness account of the Mike Brown murder in chronological order #JusticeForMichaelBrown [@ShaunKing]

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Reblogged from slutsanduppercuts, Posted by momcrotch.
momcrotch:

why am I so touched by this

momcrotch:

why am I so touched by this

(Source: thisshitfunny)

If abortion and birth control become illegal

prolongedeyecontact:

bebinn:

deathbysharpie:

What will happen:

sex

What won’t happen:

safe sex

What will happen:

abortion

What won’t happen:

safe abortions

Can’t put it much more simply than that.

#TRUTH

There is a separating between church and state for a reason.

If abortion and birth control become illegal

prolongedeyecontact:

bebinn:

deathbysharpie:

What will happen:

sex

What won’t happen:

safe sex

What will happen:

abortion

What won’t happen:

safe abortions

Can’t put it much more simply than that.

#TRUTH

eartheld:

mostly nature

eartheld:

mostly nature

(Source: thebloominuniverse)

Reblogged from prostituting, Posted by 20aliens.

(Source: 20aliens)

mad-shady:

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tight—butth0le:

The Front Bottoms - Fuck, Jobs video (x)

galehawthorne:

galehawthorne:

i jUST WANT TO BE LIKED

I SPELLED BEVERAGE WRONG

galehawthorne:

galehawthorne:

i jUST WANT TO BE LIKED

I SPELLED BEVERAGE WRONG